Be Like Clippy
356 points by Aloha 6 days ago | 217 comments
  • cowsandmilk 6 days ago |
    What makes them think they can license Clippy out under the GPL?
    • hyperhello 6 days ago |
      Parody should be protected. But what makes it parody?
    • poly2it 6 days ago |
      To graphically trivial to be copyrightable, at least in the US.
      • Barbing 6 days ago |
        Random website claims:

        >In June 2021, Microsoft applied for a Clippy image trademark.

        Familiar with that at all?

        • poly2it 6 days ago |
          There's trademark 90782739, which covers Clippy. It's trademark status is 641, "Non-Final Action".
  • hfsh 6 days ago |
    This clippy white-washing is annoying as hell. Just like clipppy was.
    • 1970-01-01 6 days ago |
      100% this. Clippy was killed by Microsoft for a reason: it was a UI gimmick. The team that made it just wanted to show actions were in-progress.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YObNc2jbD0k

    • brabel 6 days ago |
      Wait is whitewashing now synonymous with “washing something bad to make it look good”?? Seems pretty racist to me to use it that way.
  • windowshopping 6 days ago |
    Literally everyone hated Clippy. It was an absolute mockery of a useful assistant or feature, and at the time everyone detested Microsoft. I think this post is satire.
    • o11c 6 days ago |
      Clippy really ... wasn't bad? It mostly stayed out of your way, occasionally showed a button to perform a useful task, and could interact with the help system without having to click through 3 menus.

      It wasn't a panacea but it was at least positive-value, unlike most current AI.

      • brokensegue 6 days ago |
        I never got value from him
        • Barbing 6 days ago |
          May have forgotten to change the avatar to the wizard
      • parpfish 6 days ago |
        the meme of "omg, clippy sucked and was sooo annoying" has overshadowed the actual level of annoyance from back in the day.

        nobody used clippy, but nobody expressed vitriol. you just easily dismissed it and went on with your business.

      • gitaarik 6 days ago |
        I guess his appearance appeals to SOME people..
    • rijoja 6 days ago |
      yes obviously it's clippy because everyone hated clippy that is the point

      the idea is that when your CEO goes on slack or teams or whatever and see 100 clippies they'll be "oh wow, nobody likes how we earn our dollar."

      or the very least people who are concerned about surveillance will know who is on their team!

      so just do it

      I'm serious

    • Tempest1981 6 days ago |
      I think we have our hacker/power-user blinders on. It was cool to hate Clippy.

      But many non-tech-savvy users felt differently, and were accepting of the attempt to provide help.

      • parpfish 6 days ago |
        what if clippy's true purpose was sales/marketing and not productivity?

        back in the day people needed to be convinced that they needed a computer and that they'd be able to figure it out.

        if you see clippy on a showroom floor or on your friends pc, you might think "oh yeah, i suppose I could use a computer to do that!".

        • Anamon 3 days ago |
          Is it really a contradiction?

          Convincing people they maybe should get a computer worked much better if they saw that it might increase their productivity.

          Techy folks all already had one back then, and Clippy was aimed at those still writing their correspondence on a typewriter. I have no doubt that switching to a computer was productive for them, even if it increased Microsoft sales in the process.

    • ashirviskas 6 days ago |
      Maybe it's the generation gap? As a kid, I loved that I could "play" on the PC with Clippy, which mostly consisted on trying it to appear and make it do something. I get that if you were trying to get some work done, it might have been annoying.
  • balamatom 6 days ago |
    >"Clippy didn’t sell your data. Clippy didn’t hold your data hostage. Clippy was there to help you."

    Clippy was there to demonstrate to you that it's now the computer "who" is in control.

    • J37T3R 6 days ago |
      No? Clippy was an attempt at an assistant for average joes who didn't really know how to use a computer, and got out of your way when you hit the go away forever button. It could've been link bonzi buddy, same era, except clippy genuinely wasn't malicious. All the tech was there for clippy to embed itself into your computer and steal your data, but it didn't. A genuine winner of the yellow paper star of you tried.

      Nowadays a lot of people still need computer use help, but every assistant is a bonzi buddy that wants to hijack your computer. Clippy was the last big non-malicious computer assistant.

  • NietTim 6 days ago |
    Clippy was never open source or "good" in any way, it not selling your data was a result of its time, not a conscious choice by its creators. The entire forced clippy "movement" is incredibly poorly thought out
    • canyp 6 days ago |
      Yes, I see the same flaw in the argument. Retrospectively looking back and saying it was good because it didn't do any of the shit companies do today; but, really, it wasn't as bad as it could be because the technology just wasn't there to begin with. Counter-factual either way, but calling it "good" is a stretch.

      Not to take away from the movement, though. I think it's great.

      • ashu1461 6 days ago |
        Yes if Clippy was released in 2025, it would surely be stealing your data without thinking twice.
        • b3ing 6 days ago |
          So basically like Bonzai Buddy, the first spyware that tried to help you search stuff
      • a2128 6 days ago |
        The technology was certainly there, BonziBuddy existed around the same time and was widely condemned as a spyware and adware ultimately resulting in its demise. Today Microsoft officially does many of the things BonziBuddy used to do and people just see it as normal.
        • canyp 6 days ago |
          Oh, damn, I recall that motherfucker now that I look at the picture. I was a kid back then and had no context of it being spyware.

          I stand corrected in my original comment.

          > In 2002, an article in Consumer Reports Web Watch labeled BonziBuddy as spyware, stating that it contains a backdoor trojan that collects information from users. The activities the program is said to engage in include constantly resetting the user's web browser homepage to bonzi.com without the user's permission, prompting and tracking various information about the user, installing a browser toolbar, and serving advertisements.

          Yeah, so not much different from modern Big Tech, lol.

          • xigoi 6 days ago |
            Amusingly, it still seems to be available for download (and requires a whopping 16 MB of RAM): https://bonzibuddy.org/download.html
            • Anamon 3 days ago |
              Careful, it will probably reset the home page on your Internet Explorer 6 and put a toolbar in Netscape Navigator!
          • brabel 6 days ago |
            At the time, that sort of behavior was expected in almost anything you downloaded, it really was perhaps even more invasive than today. Java was infamous for installing a search bar on your browser and making it hard to not “accept” it.
        • LocalH 6 days ago |
          Digital Convergence tried to do similar with the CueCat, a low-cost barcode reader that had a hardware serial number and for which the official software to drive it required you sign up for an account with them, giving them PII. When people figured out how to neuter the serial number and encryption in hardware, DC invoked the DMCA.
      • TeMPOraL 6 days ago |
        Ironically, the only thing Clippy was missing for it to be genuinely useful was... LLMs. Hooked up to GPT-4 + bunch of tool calls, it would've delivered far beyond what originally promised.

        Which is why I'm both dismayed and impressed with how badly Microsoft keeps screwing up Copilot. This stuff isn't hard, unless you want to make it hard.

    • smallmancontrov 6 days ago |
      Quite the opposite: clippy was useless but not hostile which is a sobering contrast to software that is hostile and therefore worse than useless.

      It's a cute nostalgic way to say "the bar was on the floor and you blew it anyway."

      • vanschelven 6 days ago |
        more like choosing an assault rifle as your logo if your movement is to ban nuclear weapons.
      • throwaway150 6 days ago |
        Clippy was definitely hostile. It would constantly monitor user actions just so that it could interrupt us. Wasted CPU cycles and our time when CPUs weren't very fast. Clippy was hated by everyone. It was not just useless. It was intrusive, wasteful, and hostile. I can't believe my eyes that anyone could think that Clippy is an appropriate mascot for anything good. If anything, Clippy would be a perfect mascot for the trillion dollar companies that exploit our data.
        • macintux 6 days ago |
          I think GP is using "hostile" as a synonym for "malicious". Yes, Clippy was disruptive to your workflow, but it wasn't (as far as I know) exfiltrating private data, installing malware, trying to sell you on Bitcoin, etc.
          • throwaway150 6 days ago |
            It wasn't possible to exfiltrate data in those days because internet access wasn't ubiquitous. In that setting, wasting CPU cycles and our time so Clippy could pop up with its "helpful" was almost malicious.

            It may not seem that way now, since even visiting a simple blog page consumes far more processing power than an entire Windows boot sequence from that era and no one thinks twice about it. But when Clippy was introduced, processors were slow, resources were tight and squandering CPU time for no good reason brought it close to being considered outright harmful.

            • TeMPOraL 6 days ago |
              > It wasn't possible to exfiltrate data in those days because internet access wasn't ubiquitous.

              It was, and we rightfully called software doing it "spyware", or more generally "malware". Today we call this "telemetry" and somehow it became standard practice in software engineering.

              • fragmede 6 days ago |
                The "what" is material to this conversation. BonzaiBuddy, a 90's or early 2000s malware that showed a purple monkey on your desktop, hijacking your computer and collecting your web browsing habits in Internet Explorer, a totally different program, and sending it to advertisers, is different from your computer telling Adobe when Photoshop crashes so they can fix it.
                • TeMPOraL 6 days ago |
                  Except Photoshop does both, doesn't it? Not to mention, the OS itself.

                  This is a difference of degree, not of kind.

                  • fragmede 6 days ago |
                    Photoshop does not monitor your traffic in Chrome/Safari/Firefox/Brave/Ladybug/etc. Photoshop does hit the Internet to use Creative Cloud for fonts and stuff, so they do know about that, though. The difference is in kind. How you're using Photoshop is relevant to Adobe, the creators of Photoshop. The websites you're browsing are not relevant to them and none of their business.
        • functionmouse 6 days ago |
          > It would constantly monitor user actions just so that it could interrupt us.

          With the intention of helping us... Today, it's done with the intention of changing us, to be more profitable to our digital masters. The idea is that if Clippy was bad, what's happening now is way worse. Clippy is a significant improvement over the modern setting.

          • throwaway150 6 days ago |
            > With the intention of helping us... Today, it's done with the intention of changing us, to be more profitable to our digital masters.

            This sort of thinking sends us straight onto a slippery slope. If you asked any of these trillion-dollar companies why they feel the need to exploit our data, they would insist it is all for our benefit, to provide better recommendations and personalize our experience, and other such nonsense. It is much the same logic that was used to justify Clippy's wasteful behavior at the time.

            The fact is that these trillion-dollar companies now and Clippy then were exploiting our resources (data now, CPU then) to push features down our throat that they decided were "beneficial" or "helpful" for us.

            The only redeeming feature of Clippy was that you could disable it easily. Can't do that with the trillion dollar companies.

            • PunchyHamster 6 days ago |
              It's not the same logic. They legitimately thought they are making helpful assistant for new users, not veneer to siphon user behavior data and sell it to highest bidder. They still competed with competition at that point, not tried to monetize same user base more and more
          • snowfield 6 days ago |
            I think the argument is that clippy would totally have done that if it was an option back then.
        • andy99 6 days ago |
          You’re both making similar points I think. It was “bad” - for all the reasons you mention, but back then it was done seemingly to try to add functionality that people wanted, it was just shitty, and that was as bad as it gets.

          Now nothing is done even remotely to try and help the customer. Every feature and every stupid “nudge” is done with pure malice, as the thinnest possible pretext to extract more information, more ad revenue, etc. from the user.

          Clippy sucked, it would be nice if it still represented the worst kind of corporate shenanigans, but now it’s benign and naive compared to the evil rapaciousness arrayed against us by virtually all modern software.

          • throwaway150 6 days ago |
            So my point stands doesn't it? If Clippy was as hostile as it could be with the technology available then, and the trillion dollar companies hoarding our data are as hostile as they can be with the technology present now, is Clippy a good mascot for an initiative like this or is it a good mascot for the trillion dollar companies?
            • chongli 6 days ago |
              Clippy is a mascot for the trillion dollar companies. It's emblematic of the beginning of the end of user-centric computing. It marks the new era of intrusive business-centric computing.

              It's not about data or technology at all. It's about property rights. User-centric computers (ideally) don't do anything their users don't want them to do. Business-centric computers don't care about what the user wants; they serve the interests of business (either the manufacturer or the user's employer).

            • oneeyedpigeon 6 days ago |
              I think it's a good choice precisely because it's so bad. It's like "Remember how this thing seemed like the worst thing imaginable? Now it seems utterly harmless."
        • Ygg2 6 days ago |
          Clippy was Daikatana of its time. Horrible, poorly thought out and annoying. Yet in most way, infinitely better than modern AAA shooters.

          Louis Rossmann talks about it in his original Clippy talk: the issue isn't going to the good old days[1], but to spook current set of software rulers to do better. Think of it as an Anonymous mask for the Right to Repair.

          [1]https://youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ?t=344

          • shevy-java 6 days ago |
            I don't need clippy for the right to repair movement though.

            Louis is great - the right to repair movement is much bigger, though. Louis made the movemoent more widespread, of course with his channel, but right to repair kind of can even be found when GPL was founded. Of course the GPL focused more on software and not on hardware, but to me these are basically almost identical fights / causes. It is the question as to who owns/controls something.

            • Ygg2 6 days ago |
              Sure. And you don't need Guy Hawks mask to have Anonymous, yet we did.

              Right to repair (RtR) needs a vocal majority to really move the needle. Politicians hate when people unite around things that they work against. Namely unchecked corps doing whatever they want and donating them money.

              When are anti-monopoly judges going to split GOOG and MSFT?

        • GeekyBear 6 days ago |
          I say that clippy was at least a failed attempt to be helpful.

          I didn't care for it, but it was easy to turn off.

        • ugh123 6 days ago |
          annoying != hostile
          • throwaway150 6 days ago |
            It definitely looks only annoying by modern standards because today we are willing to let websites load MBs of crap into our browser to show text news and nobody thinks twice about it.

            But when Clippy was forced upon us then it definitely felt user hostile. The threshold for what computer users (there were fewer of them) would call user hostile was lower then. The only redeeming feature of Clippy was that you could disable it easily. But it was still user hostile when it ran.

            So yes, coming from the context of those old days, Clippy was both annoying and user hostile then.

            It's a pet peeve of mine that the norms have changed so much so that such user hostile UX is considered "annoying" at most today when the right term for it IMO is "user hostile".

        • tavavex 6 days ago |
          Is there such a thing as anti-rose-tinted glasses? I feel like this is an example of that.

          No one here is saying that Microsoft was good, which seems to underlie your insistence on Clippy being so horrible - they're saying that a mistake like this one wasn't born from anti-user sentiment. Microsoft had engaged in plenty of anti-consumer action by then, but Clippy wasn't an example of it - its inclusion was misguided because the software industry was still in the exploratory phase in terms of UX, and some designers thought that putting silly faces and characters on things would make computers easier to learn and use in the rapidly-expanding market. Which is why you also see less annoying forms of character images pop up in some other Microsoft software of the day, acting as flashier textboxes.

          They didn't purposefully waste CPU time by disregarding good software engineering practices (like what's happening everywhere now), they just misplaced a part of the performance budget to something that wasn't very useful. They didn't integrate Clippy as an essential part of the Microsoft experience, making it uplink your actions to Microsoft (which could have been done by then) or making Windows into the "Clippy OS". It was just an interactive help pop-up. If you didn't want it, you could have unchecked it from the very first version's install dialogue, and it would never appear anywhere. You could disable it afterwards. After a short run, Microsoft admitted their mistake and removed this feature for good, even making fun of it in a few Flash shorts and games. Nothing from this list even remotely approaches what Microsoft does today, and they will never return to the already-low-bar that was there 20 years ago.

          • charcircuit 6 days ago |
            You could say the same about Microsoft's telemetry in Windows which this article is complaining about due to it being opt in. The telemtry's purpose is to improve user's experience by allowing Microsoft to make the product better by knowing where things are going wrong or if they are making harmful changes.
            • tavavex 5 days ago |
              Telemetry is a lot harder of a sell if you're talking about "improving the user experience". Whereas Clippy was a case of "we assume this will help UX for new users -> it seems pretty harmless -> include it in our product", something like telemetry can only be simplified to "having mountains of telemetry data will help us because 0.0001% of it may be useful in resolving an issue -> this 0.0001% is so useful that every user should by default uplink their actions to Microsoft, regardless of any privacy concerns (which we know of ahead of time) -> enable it for everyone, they need to sacrifice a bit for the greater good". The intentions behind the two are similar only if you look at them in broadest possible terms.
          • al_borland 6 days ago |
            The “Clippy OS” was Microsoft Bob. The dog in the search dialog, Rover, was also from Microsoft Bob.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

            • ta12653421 6 days ago |
              GOD THANKS THIS SHIT NEVER TOOK OFF AND WASNT ESTABLISHED, JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          • jibal 6 days ago |
            > No one here is saying that Microsoft was good, which seems to underlie your insistence on Clippy being so horrible

            No, it obviously doesn't underlie their criticism ... and that claim is ad hominem.

            I think there are numerous reasons why Clippy is a poor choice for a mascot, and your correspondent presented some of those reasons.

            • kdazzle 6 days ago |
              > that claim is ad hominem

              Or dare i say…ad clippynem?

            • tavavex 5 days ago |
              In what way could it be ad hominem? Where did I attack the poster? I did make an assumption of why they were arguing against it in such strong terms, but how does an assumption make for a personal insult on the author?

              I realize they also brought up points about why they thought this was bad. The rest of my comment was spent replying to those points.

              • jibal 13 hours ago |
                Sad that you don't understand how "seems to underlie your insistence" is ad hominem.

                > I did make an assumption of why they were arguing against it in such strong terms

                Yes, exactly.

                "a personal insult"

                Maybe learn what the term actually means.

          • agumonkey 6 days ago |
            personally i found it just a tiny annoyance, like a cartoonish popup that didn't understand context enough to be useful.
          • DuperPower 6 days ago |
            lol no he had more lives than the Terminator you just ended Up accepting him because he was very unkillable
        • ruszki 6 days ago |
          Disabling clippy was a single click the first time when it came up. And that was it. Now, how many times I need to say to Edge to fuck off?
          • allenu 6 days ago |
            Exactly, it was the first thing you'd do when you launched Word. Nowadays, the only option available would be "See less of Clippy" and he'd be back in the next session.
            • oneeyedpigeon 6 days ago |
              I reckon it would be more like "Pay subscription to see slightly less of Clippy" with some small print explaining that "less" is relative to other people's future experience, not your current one.
            • ndriscoll 6 days ago |
              [Remind me again in an hour] [Remind me again in 15 minutes] [Changed my mind, keep him]

              May everyone who makes such dialogues be afflicted with severe depression and be forced to ruminate at night about how empty they feel despite their "good" job and high salary.

        • andai 6 days ago |
          I think it's more like thinking about clippy reminds me of simpler times in general.
        • II2II 6 days ago |
          In my circle of friends: Clippy was something to be mocked, not hated. Hate is a very strong word. I doubt any of us thought that it was hostile, because it was clearly intended to be a friendly aide for those who did not know how to use computers. The fact that we mocked it said more about us than it said about those who liked it.
        • ok123456 6 days ago |
          Clippy was easy to turn off and never see again. Copilot? Not so much.
        • junon 6 days ago |
          Somehow it seems everyone has forgotten the headache of clippy popping up whenever you didn't want it to. I don't remember clippy fondly other than the art I suppose.

          EDIT: It just occurred to me this is why `cargo clippy` is named as such. Crazy that I never questioned that.

      • captainkirk95 6 days ago |
        Clippy was bothersome to me, but somehow some people liked it or had fond memories. This effort may not make a difference, but whatever- it’s fun for someone.

        And AI taking your data is not the biggest problem. Many sites and devices have been taking your data. LLMs can’t use that much data currently to do anything. Thumbprinting people, business server side data collection, and lack of laws around that is a bigger threat to privacy, but it’s too late. There’s nothing you can do about that.

        Want to be an activist? Let people know AI will always be imperfect and support moral and ethical behavior in respect of all perspectives and abilities for the betterment of humanity.

        • romaaeterna 6 days ago |
          Clippy is almost certainly the most hated computer avatar in all of human history. Jar Jar Binks or Wesley Crusher come to mind as equivalent foci of psychic negativity. Using him for any movement is self-sabotage, not to mention all the organizations you will scare off because using a copyrighted/trademarked character invites legal risk.
          • nubinetwork 6 days ago |
            Bonzi buddy?
        • atkrista 6 days ago |
          That's a load of learned helplessness horseshit. The users need to be loud in telling these companies that "this is not okay" and the companies need to listen or face consequences. How about YOU start by phoning your local representative instead of telling other people that nothing can be done.
      • bdhcuidbebe 6 days ago |
        You have a very revisionistic take. Clippy was pure terror and it still angers me to see that smug paper clip.
      • ekjhgkejhgk 6 days ago |
        Popping up on my screen was hostile to me.

        Your comment leaves me unsure: were you actually alive when clippy was a thing, or do you only know about it from stuff you read? Because I was alive at the time and remember clearly that it was disliked even at the time.

      • shevy-java 6 days ago |
        I agree clippy was useless. Whether it was hostile or not - I think it actually was hostile. It jumped out of nowhere and stole my time. So I actually group clippy into neutral but slightly evil category.
    • ferfumarma 6 days ago |
      You are obviously correct, but I don't know that it really matters.

      As I see it, the movement is about pointing out that the most useless dumbest biggest failure of a mega corporation is actually great in light of their current practices.

      Why does it matter whether they would have messed it up if they implemented it today?

      Restated: the point is not that clippy is great. The point is that he sucked, and that he is great relative to what kinds of products Microsoft is creating today.

    • matheusmoreira 6 days ago |
      A modern day Clippy would no doubt be like Friend Computer.

        It looks like you're a communist traitor.
      
        Would you like help?
      
        * Here are the names of my co-conspirators
      
        * Just terminate me now
      • wombatpm 6 days ago |
        * Are you sure you don’t want to name any friends? Only a communist traitor wants to die
    • notatoad 6 days ago |
      yeah clippy absolutely would have sold your data if he'd been clever enough to do that.
    • mastazi 6 days ago |
      Clippy was chosen precisely because it was so famously bad.

      The point of choosing Clippy is to imply that much of what we have now is more anti-user than one of the most anti-user pieces of software of the 90's.

      • jrowen 6 days ago |
        Exactly, it hearkens to the halcyon days when Microsoft was the biggest evil in tech.
      • NietTim 5 days ago |
        Learned a bit more about this initiative since then. I guess this is a great example of why I heavily dislike creator initiatives like this. In their world getting more people to comment is a good thing, no matter what the comment says. In the real world this mostly benefits the creator and harms the initiative, since the first interaction people have with it is about the initiative being dishonest.
    • amelius 6 days ago |
      The point is that the internet brought us a lot of bad things.

      Clippy refers to a time before the internet.

    • PunchyHamster 6 days ago |
      He knows. We know. The joke is that even the cute but useless failure at UI/UX design is better than the things we have to tolerate now
    • Davidzheng 6 days ago |
      reminds me of the Taleb quote "Many are virtuous for lack of opportunity"
    • DuperPower 6 days ago |
      this clippywashing is paid by Bill gates? remember when everyone hated him for Windows 95 crashing every 10 minutes and he had to donate his whole Fortune to compensate
    • NaomiLehman 6 days ago |
      very 1 dimensional thinking: open-source good, closed-source bad
  • lillecarl 6 days ago |
    Be like clippy, entirely useless and annoying?
    • ImHereToVote 6 days ago |