Chuck Norris has died
760 points by mp3il 5 days ago | 467 comments
  • halcdev 5 days ago |
    He finally defeated life
    • freedomben 4 days ago |
      While normally making jokes after a person's death would be socially questionable, in this case Chuck Norris himself loved the Chuck Norris jokes. For me at least, a good sense of humor is maybe the most endearing personality trait. RIP
      • blueflow 4 days ago |
        Giving people reason to laugh while you are old and dying is a superpower. I wish i will have it, too.
      • mft_ 4 days ago |
        Fundamentally, I'd argue that very little should ever be unreasonable or out of bounds to make jokes about; what is important is that it's good humour.

        Case in point: https://theonion.com/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-h...

        And, as you say, in Chuck Norris' case, it's virtually obligatory.

        • freedomben 4 days ago |
          > Fundamentally, I'd argue that very little should ever be unreasonable or out of bounds to make jokes about; what is important is that it's good humour.

          On a personal level, I couldn't agree more. I do hope that culturally we get to that point at some time :-)

          • Wololooo 4 days ago |
            I mean, jokes are made to uplift, intent in joking is important and punching up is preferable to punching down, this being said this didn't apply to chuck Norris that would have already got to the punchline without throwing a single fist.
  • rwoerz 5 days ago |
    Death has Chucknorrised?
    • breve 4 days ago |
      Chuck Norris didn't have a near death experience, Death had an experience near him.
      • WesolyKubeczek 4 days ago |
        Commander Sam Vimes would like a word.
  • SV_BubbleTime 5 days ago |
    “We’d like to keep the circumstances private”

    Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.

    • codingdave 5 days ago |
      There is nothing suspicious about a celebrity's family just wanting to deal with death in private.
      • bdcravens 4 days ago |
        You're probably right, but that's not the usual wording you hear. Of course, when grieving, proper proofreading may not be (nor should it be) at the top of anyone's list.
      • djeastm 4 days ago |
        They usually don't put it like that, though. It's usually just "please respect our privacy during this difficult time", etc.
    • bombcar 4 days ago |
      He was defeated by Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater. Understandable they're keeping that quiet.

      (Ok, ok, technically it was Gandalf the Gray and White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight)

      • Rooster61 4 days ago |
        And Benito Musollini, and the Blue Meanie. And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
        • jcranmer 4 days ago |
          And Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader. Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger.
          • stego-tech 4 days ago |
            And Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
  • WithinReason 5 days ago |
    I'm sure he'll get better soon
    • pixel_popping 4 days ago |
      Chuck never dies.
  • whizzter 4 days ago |
    The Grim Reaper wished that Chuck Norris had only come to play chess with him!
  • kyleee 4 days ago |
    How did he die?
    • hirako2000 4 days ago |
      Boredom, last enemy to defeat was life itself.
    • volkercraig 4 days ago |
      He was 86 years old
      • ekropotin 4 days ago |
        How do you know that? Scientists tried to measure Chuck Norris’ age. The number refused to exist.
  • huhkerrf 4 days ago |
    Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
    • moralestapia 4 days ago |
      Haha, good one.

      I will have to steal this one for my upcoming valedictorian speech.

      The crowd is going to love it.

      • plasticsoprano 4 days ago |
        Except is was said by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall upon Theodore Roosevelt’s death and co-opted as a Chuck Norris joke.
        • ohjeez 4 days ago |
          It's a kickass obituary, no matter the subject!
          • moralestapia 4 days ago |
            I agree!

            It is funny because you usually think of Death as something inevitable and people just accept it but then ... some of these guys put up a fight. Mega-LMAO!

        • chungy 4 days ago |
          Teddy Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of his day. It is appropriate.
          • GolfPopper 4 days ago |
            I think that comparison is quite unfair to Teddy, and overly flattering to Chuck Norris.

            Historian, sheriff, war hero, governor, explorer, and a successful President who reshaped America largely for the better. While Roosevelt was human, he led a life that very few have ever matched.

            That said, the line does fit them both.

            • projektfu 4 days ago |
              Literally saved Football.
          • SebastianSosa 4 days ago |
            All due respect, no comparison, teddy is a real legend not just cinema. Lets not conflate the two. Much love to chuck though.
      • AdmiralAsshat 4 days ago |
        I believe it's stolen from a quote said about Teddy Roosevelt

        https://markloveshistory.com/2018/01/06/death-had-to-take-ro...

    • wnevets 4 days ago |
      they were better when they were Vin Diesel jokes.
      • fullshark 4 days ago |
        The Vin Diesel jokes I remember had an absurd quality to them beyond "He's really tough." One I recall fondly was "Vin Diesel writes Donkey Kong Fan Fiction."
      • huhtenberg 4 days ago |
        Chuck Norris jokes were making rounds well before Vin Diesel was even born.
        • wnevets 4 days ago |
          Is this a joke?
        • cthalupa 4 days ago |
          The Chuck Norris fact page that really kicked this all off started as a Vin Diesel fact page.

          Most of the original funny Chuck Norris facts were from the original Vin Diesel ones.

          • wnevets 4 days ago |
            The kids today don't know their internet lore. smh.
    • thiagoharry 4 days ago |
      And yet death was defeated. And with that, Chuck Norris took up its mantle.
    • ndsipa_pomu 4 days ago |
      Chuck Norris never slept, he just waited
    • jm4 4 days ago |
      Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
    • skeeter_sky 3 days ago |
      Chuck Norris didn't die. He just let everyone else live.
  • seydor 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris let him win
  • westurner 4 days ago |
    Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor.

    Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts

    • breve 4 days ago |
      > "Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

      Death finally worked up the nerve.

  • ramesh31 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris disagrees.
  • neurocline 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris dominated WoW Barrens chat back in the day. It was kind of weird and amazing at the same time.
  • sourcecodeplz 4 days ago |
    RIP legend
  • lhakedal 4 days ago |
    Death becomes Chuck Norris.
  • forinti 4 days ago |
    He was supposed to die last year, but death took a while to muster the courage to call him.
    • blitzar 4 days ago |
      Death once had a near-Chuck experience
  • jonplackett 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris doesn’t die. Death gets Chuck Norris.
  • looneysquash 4 days ago |
    There's not a body inside Chuck Norris's casket, there's just a fist.
  • booleandilemma 4 days ago |
    I'm surprised Chuck Norris agreed to this.
  • willio58 4 days ago |
    There was a period of like 2 years when I was a kid where chuck Norris jokes were all the rage on the playground and I made an iPhone app that listed them all.

    Jokes like “Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.”

    Anyway, I “built” this stupid app when I was like 13, copy-pasted like 300 jokes in there and a random one would show every time you tapped the screen.

    Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.

    • alias_neo 4 days ago |
      I'm pretty sure they were all the rage when _I_ was at school, but that was long before the iPhone.

      I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.

      • dfxm12 4 days ago |
        If you're curious, maybe you can look into Chuck's lawsuit against Penguin's book of Chuck Norris facts. He would eventually "co-author" his own book. The obvious guess here is trademark infringement (over use of Chuck's name/likeness) and/or copyright (if some of these facts were lifted from his book).
        • alias_neo 4 days ago |
          Interesting. I get the likeness thing, but surely one could publish jokes about anyone they wish and that would be satire or fair use or something?

          Facts and copyright is an interesting one, because I'm surprised a fact can be copyrighted, unless it's the wording specifically.

          • dfxm12 4 days ago |
            For better or worse, in the US you can pretty much sue anyone for anything. A court certainly requires more evidence to declare liability than Apple would to remove an app.

            As far as copywriting facts, are you really under the impression that Chuck Norris is the only man who can factually slam a revolving door? :)

            • alias_neo 2 days ago |
              > are you really under the impression that Chuck Norris is the only man who can factually slam a revolving door? :)

              Face palm I hadn't realised we weren't talking about _actual_ facts about him, this makes a lot more sense now.

      • bananaflag 4 days ago |
        (Not the parent poster) I found out about them in 2008-2009, and they were quite popular online and offline.
      • PurpleRamen 4 days ago |
        > I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.

        The app probably used his pictures or his name, which are easy candidates for copyright or trademark-claims.

      • willio58 4 days ago |
        Mentioned below in a few comments but it was on the grounds of using his name/likeness.
    • MBCook 4 days ago |
      It was so funny how that whole thing happened.

      For the first time in over a decade he was suddenly relevant in a way. People remembered he existed, and they were playing off his tough guy image.

      And what did he do? Try and shut it down and start suing people. Stupid.

      It took him a couple of years to come around to it. If it wasn’t for those jokes would he be remembered anywhere as well? Or would he be a much more obscure celebrity by now?

      • petcat 4 days ago |
        > would he be remembered anywhere as well?

        You underestimate how popular Walker, Texas Ranger was. It wasn't pulling ratings like Seinfeld, ER, or Friends, but it was a solid primetime staple for almost a decade.

        I never watched it myself, but the 50+ demo loved it.

        • MBCook 4 days ago |
          And he would be known by those people. I remember him being famous in the 90s.

          Would the people who grew up in the early 2000s, or especially 2010s, know much of anything about him?

          I mean how much do younger people know about Scott Baio or the Corys or Candice Bergen these days?

          • spencerflem 4 days ago |
            Haha haven’t heard of either of those but I do know that when Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the Earth down
            • leephillips 4 days ago |
              We all do. That’s the only way you can do a pushup.

              It would be more impressive to say that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he violates conservation of momentum and the Earth does not move.

          • ben7799 4 days ago |
            You might be able to argue he was a bigger star than any of them.

            His career lasted far longer. He had big movie appearances for 30 years, none of those people accomplished that.

            Norris' first movie role was in 1968, first big credited appearance was 1972, Walker Texas Ranger finished in 2001.

            • allturtles 4 days ago |
              > You might be able to argue he was a bigger star than any of them.

              I think that's a hard argument to make.

              Candace Bergen's career was just as long. Her first movie role was 1966, she was nominated for an Oscar in 1979, and she was on a popular sitcom from 1988 to 1998 that won her five Emmies and attracted national commentary after criticism from the Vice President.

              I was a kid in the 80s and 90s and to me even then Chuck Norris was a B-movie self-parody joke character. He was not an A-list "action star" in the sense that Schwarzenegger, Stallone, or even Van Damme were.

          • kakacik 4 days ago |
            The dude was a badass, 6 time undefeated karate world champion (!!!), created his own variant of karate mixed with korean martial arts, was a good friend with Bruce Lee and that scene in Colloseum - probably the coolest thing I saw as a kid growing up behind iron curtain... not many actors can have such a resume on top of their acting career.

            Those who cared would/will know him regardless. But obviously those people would be relatively few and far apart.

            • smartmic 4 days ago |
              An immense amount of time, dedication and talent must have went into all those achievements. This requires mastery of body and mind at an exceptional level. Putting aside all jokes and acting roles, the martials arts is where he earned my full respect and that will also stick in my memory about him.
            • beAbU 4 days ago |
              He had is own line of denims, with extra stretchy crotches. Makes roundhouse kicking baddies in the face easier.
            • lern_too_spel 4 days ago |
              "World champion" is an embellishment, but he was a strong point fighter within North America. His six championships were for a tournament that crowned self-titled "Professional [weight class] Karate Champions", with the "World" embellishment added later. To be fair, people from other countries did occasionally appear at these tournaments, but there weren't Japanese fighters there, and Japan dominates the gold medal count for the WKF World Karate Championship that started in 1970.
              • pamcake 3 days ago |
                Reminds of King of Kong and those arcade and video game "World Championships" in 80s/90s basically only involving Americans.
        • rayiner 4 days ago |
          I loved that show! I was a teenager. Peak 1990s.
        • PoignardAzur 4 days ago |
          Maybe for people in the US. Internationally? I haven't watched a single episode of WTR, I don't know anyone who has, but everyone knows who Chuck Norris was.
          • pingou 4 days ago |
            It was quite popular in France.
          • flagos10 4 days ago |
            In France, it was popular enough that everybody knew Texas ranger before the Chuck Norris jokes.
            • johnisgood 4 days ago |
              Same in Hungary.
            • trizoza 4 days ago |
              Same in Slovakia
            • riffraff 4 days ago |
              Same in Italy, it was prime time TV for a few years.

              Not overly popular, but many people already knew him from the Bruce Lee era, so it had a following by default.

            • RajT88 4 days ago |
              Lots of fans in the Philippines, apparently.
            • sameerds 4 days ago |
              India too!
            • mmmuhd 4 days ago |
              We used to watch lot's of chuck Norris films back then here in Nigeria, I can't even remember the titles, but all we knew was chuck Norris alone can defeat a whole country's army. We used to think one American soldier can defeat a whole army.
          • debo_ 4 days ago |
            I watched it all the time in Canada.
            • tadfisher 4 days ago |
              Lies. Everyone knows The Red Green Show is the only television program legally allowed in Canada.
              • pseudohadamard 4 days ago |
                Not just Canada. Never screened here AFAIK so I had to buy it on DVD.
          • beAbU 4 days ago |
            Huuuuuuuuge in South Africa.
          • rmonvfer 4 days ago |
            I loved WTR as a child in Spain! (This was like 15 years ago tho)
            • user____name 3 days ago |
              WTR was still on air 15 years ago? I'm getting old.
          • davidw 4 days ago |
            Seinfeld wasn't at all well known in Italy when I lived there, but WTR was.
            • riffraff 4 days ago |
              IIRC Seinfeld aired on Tele Montecarlo/La 7, while WTR aired on Italia 1, the difference in audience was massive.
              • davidw 4 days ago |
                I seem to recall it aired at some kind of weird time too. It didn't seem to be very widely known or watched.
          • Anonyneko 4 days ago |
            It was extremely popular in Russian-speaking areas in the late 90s.
            • sharyphil 4 days ago |
              Yes! Oldfagi remember. Also, he was just called "Cool Walker", which was appropriate.
              • Anonyneko 3 days ago |
                I would even say that the connotation was more like "Badass Walker", which indeed further cemented his reputation.
          • czbond 4 days ago |
            As a gent born and raised in Texas, and has never seen the show - I am pleasantly surprised to see these comments about how popular WTR was internationally. If I had been asked to bet, I would have lost money on this one.
            • pessimizer 4 days ago |
              I've got the impression that the big US exports are ones that play into big American stereotypes, e.g WTR, Baywatch, Friends. Not even that they see these shows and get programmed with these stereotypes, but that they have these stereotypes (Texas, California, NYC) and shows like this feed their imaginations and give them detail.

              Exported media is weird. Like the huge proportion of British/BBC output (usually period, but also often detective in a way redolent of Christie) that is made primarily for export to foreign consumers who think of British upper-class culture as aspirational.

              • VTimofeenko 4 days ago |
                There is US exported media that just randomly becomes popular in a specific demographic. Case in point: Adventures of Ford Fairlane, a flick with Andrew Dice Clay that got a razzie the year it came out. IIRC it got a cult following in Norway because the voice over was done by a popular radio DJ.
              • quickthrowman 4 days ago |
                Walker, Texas Ranger and Baywatch were both created by non-network studios as syndicated shows, they weren’t prime time network shows. The budgets for syndicated content is a lot lower than network produced content.

                The rights to air these sorts of shows are dirt cheap compared to Friends or Seinfeld, so it makes sense that cheap syndicated garbage like Walker, Texas Ranger and Baywatch were popular internationally, the rights were cheap.

            • pafje 4 days ago |
              As others have said, WTR is very well-known in France while most people have never heard of Seinfeld.

              Same with Dallas and The Dukes of Hazzard.

              • kelnos 4 days ago |
                Assuming this sort of phenomenon extends further than France, this quite well explains many of the misconceptions Europeans have about the US.

                Thinking WTR, Dallas, or TDoH are representative of American culture is... hilarious.

                But I guess shows that hit the big American cultural stereotypes hard are maybe the ones that do better abroad?

                • riffraff 4 days ago |
                  I think Hazard didn't sound stereotype at all, like, nobody had a clue why the car was called General Lee, or what the confederate flag meant.

                  It was just a fun show. Magnum PI, Different Strokes, McGiver.. were just as popular.

                • karel-3d 4 days ago |
                  From my memory from the 90s: Baywatch, X-Files, that speaking car one, Beverly Hills 90210, Ninja Turtles. Some dumb sitcom named Step by Step? edit: oh and ALF

                  Oh and Married with Children, but it was always very late night and I was not allowed to watch it.

                  And our teacher always played us ET on VHS. (and that dog playing basketball.)

                  that's america for me when I was a kid

                  • pseudohadamard 4 days ago |
                    If you like MwC, look up episodes of Unhappily Ever After on Youtube, it's sort of the second-generation MwC. Same sort of humour but taken even further, I can easily re-watch Unhappily but MwC is sort of a once-you've-seen-it...
                  • latexr 4 days ago |
                    > that speaking car one

                    Knight Rider.

                    > that dog playing basketball

                    Air Bud.

                • latexr 4 days ago |
                  > Thinking WTR, Dallas, or TDoH are representative of American culture is... hilarious.

                  I’m not aware of a single person who thinks that, and neither was that the claim of your parent comment.

                  People understand TV shows are fiction.

              • zem 4 days ago |
                dallas was huge in dubai in the 80s. like to the extent that people would plan to sit home on the evening it was on.

                (I didn't watch it; my parents believed soap operas were unsuitable for kids)

            • MBCook 4 days ago |
              Yeah. As an American I would’ve absolutely never guessed it was that popular.
            • quickthrowman 4 days ago |
              It was a syndicated show, the goal is to license it to as many companies as possible. It was never a network TV show like Seinfeld, those syndication rights are way more expensive than created for syndication shows like WTR.
            • HauntingPin 4 days ago |
              The show was also incredibly popular in Germany in the 90s.
          • harperlee 4 days ago |
            In Spain it was on the TV also for like a decade, and everybody knows who he is. Also in France.
          • chistev 4 days ago |
            Haven't watched it and first time hearing about it too. But I knew who Chuck Norris was.
          • buran77 4 days ago |
            > Maybe for people in the US. Internationally?

            It was big internationally. But the jokes made Norris known to a whole different generation than the one watching WTR.

          • amarant 4 days ago |
            I'm Swedish and I was only vaguely aware Chuck Norris even had a career outside the jokes.
            • tmtvl 4 days ago |
              Belgian here, only thing I ever watched that had Chuck in it was Way of the Dragon.
            • 1313ed01 4 days ago |
              WTR did air here in Sweden in the 90s. From a quick search in the news archives, it was on late at night on tv3 in the late 90s and then it ran on that or/and some other cabel channels in the 00s as well (reruns?).
          • sixtyj 4 days ago |
            Czechs love Chuck Norris and WTR. It aired between 1995 and 2012. The series is still occasionally rerun.
            • m4rtink 4 days ago |
              Yeah, everyone is talking about it here - especially how Death must have screwed up to get Chuck Norrissed.
          • karel-3d 4 days ago |
            It was very popular here (Czech Republic). Not prime-time popular, but popular enough.
          • CalChris 4 days ago |
            So Chuck Norris is an Anna Kournikova, famous for having been moderately famous and monetized ad infinitum?
          • zem 4 days ago |
            I remember watching a few episodes on TV as a kid but I could not have told you who acted in it
        • beAbU 4 days ago |
          Any person from South Africa from that era will have a certain tv announcement permanently etched in their memories. It goes something like:

          "Friday night is action night with Walker Texas Ranger"

        • UncleOxidant 4 days ago |
          The only time I ever saw Walker,Texas Ranger was when I was living in Italy for a few months in the aughts. It was dubbed in Italian. Apparently it was popular there.
        • calmbonsai 4 days ago |
          Somehow, I don't think he'll be remembered for Karate Kommandos ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6hb602588
        • BrandoElFollito 4 days ago |
          Never heard about this series in France. I discovered him through the jokes. I am 55
        • TheGRS 4 days ago |
          Personally I was at a prime age watching a lot of Conan O'Brien's Late Night show and one of his best skits was the Walker Texas Ranger Lever. They would pick the most ridiculous clips from the show and just run them out of context. IIRC Chuck Norris even showed up on the show one time to give him a "stern talking to". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIEyn9G6_8

          Also, he fought Bruce Lee! One of my favorite face-offs ever filmed, esp in the martial arts movie genre. Not many actors who could say that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlTyJhbTxxo&pp=ygUZY2h1Y2sgb...

        • jcmfernandes 4 days ago |
          It was super popular in Portugal.
        • agumonkey 4 days ago |
          I can report that french reddit thread all mention Walker Texas ranger all along the page. These Sunday lunch shows hit different.
      • dfxm12 4 days ago |
        Maybe not as well, but between the "Walker gave me aids" clip and Conan's Walker Texas Ranger lever, he'd still have been known well enough.
        • MBCook 4 days ago |
          Oh good point.
        • khazhoux 4 days ago |
          The quote is “Walker says I have AIDS”
      • seba_dos1 4 days ago |
        This post certainly wouldn't be here right now.
      • romanhn 4 days ago |
        Found out about his passing from my teenage kids. They knew him as some legendary tough guy based solely on the jokes, but had no idea who he actually was. To be fair, looking at some other comments here about his political and personal leanings, I didn't know who he actually was either.
      • observationist 4 days ago |
        His proximity to Bruce Lee earned him more or less permanent kung fu cinema fame. Walker,Texas Ranger and other work he did definitely boosted it, but the memes clinched it.
      • beAbU 4 days ago |
        Chuck Norris made a Chuck Norris joke in one of the Expendable movies, and for that I'm willing to forgive all his indiscretions.
        • tracker1 4 days ago |
          That is hands down one of my ATF scenes in any movie. Expendables 2 was IMO just about the most "fun" movie I've ever seen as well. It wasn't great cinema, or a specific classic.. but it was fun. I have similar feelings about Gremlins 2 as well. We need more fun movies, but too many people seem to have not been issued a sense of humor these days.
          • beAbU 4 days ago |
            X1 is also great imo. Just the perfect blend of action, self awareness and cheese.
            • tracker1 4 days ago |
              Absolutely.. loved X1, I just think X2 was just a bit more fun... X3 was a bit of a backslide though.
        • tim333 4 days ago |
          • beAbU 4 days ago |
            Yep, this is the one
      • basisword 4 days ago |
        >> If it wasn’t for those jokes would he be remembered anywhere as well?

        You’re assuming the jokes make people dive deeper. In reality I know the jokes and didn’t have a clue who he was and never cared enough to find out. The reality is the probably didn’t make much of a difference to how well he or his work was actually known.

        • MBCook 4 days ago |
          No, I didn’t mean it that way. I meant they wouldn’t even know the name.

          Not that they actually know about him past the tough guy persona of the jokes.

      • amelius 4 days ago |
        > And what did he do? Try and shut it down and start suing people. Stupid.

        Isn't that an obligation when you own a trademark? That you sue people, or else you may lose the trademark?

        • fooqux 4 days ago |
          > Isn't that an obligation when you own a trademark? That you sue people, or else you may lose the trademark?

          It's not quite as cut and dry as you suggest. Besides, in which way was a trademark being violated? Last I knew merely talking about and referencing a celebrity by name was not a trademark violation.

          • netsharc 3 days ago |
            Is it trademark, or IP. If someone made a list of Mickey Mouse jokes, Disney's law department will send them a letter too. Chuck Norris is a person/name but also a persona.
            • amelius 3 days ago |
              Also, perhaps it was Norris' lawyer acting on behalf of him. Maybe he didn't even know about it.
              • fooqux 7 hours ago |
                I don't see how that matters. If someone is acting in your name, you best keep tabs on what they're doing.
      • chirau 4 days ago |
        Chuck Norris was and is still an international sensation. Chuck Norris is right up there with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean Claude Van Damme.

        His round kick, Walker Texas Ranger and his fight with Bruce Lee. In Africa, to this day, some TV channels still play his stuff.

      • block_dagger 4 days ago |
        If it weren’t…subjunctive mood. Sorry, it’s Pedantic Friday in my small world.
    • AdmiralAsshat 4 days ago |
      Was this before or after Mike Huckabee started publicly offering Chuck Norris as his solution to "border security" on the campaign trail?
    • dstroot 4 days ago |
      John Wick wears Chuck Norris pajamas. RIP to a legend.
    • Cthulhu_ 4 days ago |
      I'm still enjoying the Nolan jokes / memes, but in a weird way because of course, via https://www.reddit.com/r/CroppedNorrisJokes/
    • dilawar 4 days ago |
      In India, we have Rajni (Rajnikanth) jokes that keep increasing in number and are still pretty popular...

      I remember reading 'The Vinci Code' in college which was very popular those days and getting a SMS from a friend almost the same day, "Rajnikanth gave Monalisa that smile!".

    • make_it_sure 4 days ago |
      i created a Facebook App that did something similar, it posted random jokes on your wall

      This was like 2005-2006

    • beAbU 4 days ago |
      I printed out all the jokes on my dad's home office printer and sold copies at school. This was pre smartphones.
    • QuiEgo 4 days ago |
      The expendables had a scene that was basically the meme in live action, highly recommend. It’s all over YouTube.
      • gljiva 4 days ago |
        That scene makes the movie one of the few 10/10 movies in my opinion. It's perfect for the target audience.

        Seeing my dad, who grew up on these actors' action flicks, laugh himself to tears when Chuck Norris appears is one of my favourite memories.

    • Cpoll 4 days ago |
      Having been near the epicenter, I recall that Vin Diesel jokes (same format) pre-dated Chuck Norris ones. I always found it a shame that the Chuck Norris ones caught on; Vin Diesel is, imo, a better role model.

      I bet Vin wouldn't have blocked your app.

    • tracker1 4 days ago |
      Only God could defeat Chuck Norris.
      • ithkuil 4 days ago |
        Well, that remains to be seen
    • Lukas_Skywalker 4 days ago |
      I did something similar when Microsoft gave away Windows Phones for every app published on the app store. I used the Chuck Norris API though. The one I used is sadly no longer available (I think it was called CNDB). But there's a new one: https://api.chucknorris.io
    • mindslight 4 days ago |
      > Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.

      Seeing the youthful spirit run headfirst into the corprocracy of locked down devices and app stores is depressing. Twenty years ago you would have made a webapp or flash animation, most likely avoided scrutiny and not even been shaken down. Thirty years ago you would have made a QBasic program and floppy/email/dcc it to your friends, completely illegible to the corprocracy. But these days simply trying to publish through the common channels, and you're immediately subject to restrictions made for businesses.

    • psadauskas 4 days ago |
      The Ruby gem "Faker" is used for generating fake data for testing, like legit-looking names, emails, phone numbers, lorum ipsum text, etc. About 10 years ago I was working on a messaging app, and wanted some real messages to see in the UI while I was developing it. One of the best engineering decisions I've made in my career was to pick the Chuck Norris Facts generator for the messages, so every time I re-seeded my local db or looked at a review app on staging, I was greeted by two fake people sending a half-dozen Chuck Norris facts to each other.

      https://github.com/faker-ruby/faker/blob/main/lib/locales/en...

    • eddyzh 4 days ago |
      In had one app like that from Cydia Loved it.
    • HarHarVeryFunny 4 days ago |
      Jeff Dean got his Chuck Norris app published by Chuck Norris.
    • incanus77 4 days ago |
      I knew of "Walker, Texas Ranger" but the jokes definitely kept him relevant to my generation (age: 49) for a resurgent period of time.

      The only one I remember offhand:

      "Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down."

    • fortran77 4 days ago |
      His estate? While he was still alive?
    • kelnos 4 days ago |
      The "slam a revolving door" one was absolutely one of my favorites. Also "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down".
      • zem 4 days ago |
        I loved "chuck norris had a fight with superman. loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants."
    • multidude 3 days ago |
      Chuck Norris did not die. He was just sick of death being too afraid to come for him, so he went to meet it. I just wonder... what if he killed it?
  • Noe2097 4 days ago |
    It's a trick; he will come back unscathed in the next episode.
  • tchock23 4 days ago |
    First Wade Boggs and now this. Just awful.
    • messe 4 days ago |
      Wade Boggs is very much alive. He lives in Tampa Florida. He's in his late 60s.
  • markus_zhang 4 days ago |
    Oh this guy is a legend. Did he do anything with tech peripherally? I hope we can put up a dark top for him as an exception.
    • krapp 4 days ago |
      Not even every important influential person in tech gets the black bar. You think an actor who is mostly known for low-effort internet memes and pretending to be a cowboy on tv deserves it?
      • kstrauser 4 days ago |
        I guess it’s a generational thing, because I shouldn’t actually be surprised that someone would know so very little about Chuck Norris.
      • markus_zhang 4 days ago |
        nvm just a thought.
  • reactordev 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris didn’t die, we simply phased out of his reality.
  • bnchrch 4 days ago |
    I can only assume Chuck has decided to relieve the grim reaper of his duties, leaving us all here to meet our own end not with a scythe but a roundhouse kick.
    • 5555624 4 days ago |
      Shades of Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse," Death showed up to take Chuck Norris and Chuck killed him, taking his place.
      • ourmandave 4 days ago |
        I loved that series, until the last book. Maybe the novelty had worn off.

        It's been a long time since I read it, but didn't the current Death decide to retire and pass the role on?

        • bell-cot 4 days ago |
          If you're referring to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_a_Velvet_Cloak - note that it was written a couple decades after the prior books of the series, for a different publisher, to a different length. Those would be yellow flags with almost any author.
        • 5555624 4 days ago |
          In "On A Pale Horse," Zane kills the current Death and assumes the role. I don't recall that he then steps down in a later book.
  • npn 4 days ago |
    A part of internet dies with him. RIP.
  • endriju 4 days ago |
    Wishing him speedy recovery! Legend
  • Archit3ch 4 days ago |
    He immediately asked the ferryman for a coin to get to the other side.
  • vardump 4 days ago |
    So I guess Chuck Norris has now keys for the Pearly Gates and is the one who gets to pick the heavenly club members. I'm sure roundhouse kicks are somehow part of the process.

    Why do I feel like an era has ended...

    Rest in peace.

  • throwaway29303 4 days ago |
    Godspeed. ;~;7
  • calebelac 4 days ago |
    What a legend.

    I enjoyed reading the comments here. RIP.

  • delichon 4 days ago |
    I fear the crime wave as the thugs hear about this and take the streets back. Be careful out there people.
  • Insanity 4 days ago |
    Oh wow, coincidentally I watched a Chuck Norris film recently with my (90 year old) grandmother, which resulted in me diving down a bunch of Chuck Norris memes for the first time in more than a decade.

    RIP

  • with_a_herring 4 days ago |
    The headline is inaccurate. Chuck Norris is alive and kicking in another dimension.
  • vladde 4 days ago |
    one of my favorite stack overflow questions: Why does HTML think “chucknorris” is a color?

    https://stackoverflow.com/q/8318911

    • ChrisArchitect 4 days ago |
      Some recent discussion on that one a couple Advents ago:

      https://htmhell.dev/adventcalendar/2024/20/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42468318)

    • bityard 4 days ago |
      I came to the conclusion a long time ago that early browser developers must have really been on quite a lot of drugs.
      • m463 4 days ago |
        And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days. — from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10
      • dugmartin 4 days ago |
        No, it was just there were no PM filters.
  • figassis 4 days ago |
    This just means we're in a simulated universe. He's respawned elsewhere.
  • raffael_de 4 days ago |
    he has become death.
  • rootusrootus 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris does not go to heaven, heaven comes to him.
  • aimanbenbaha 4 days ago |
    The Grim Reaper requested permissions from Chuck Norris to take his soul.
  • simpaticoder 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris (and Michael Landon) were golden age role models for young men. Strong but thoughtful, firm but compassionate, and deeply principled but also practical. Yes, these were acting roles but they picked those roles for a reason. Rest in peace, Chuck.
    • ceejayoz 4 days ago |
      "Deeply principled" really doesn't describe Obama birther conspiracists.
      • simpaticoder 4 days ago |
        I am not a scholar in general, or of Chuck Norris specifically. I only have the impressions I have from the pop culture I've consumed. Like most people. And for us, Norris represents something wholesome.

        For others, those who've read something, or know more, or think they know more, that symbol, that myth, has been ruined. The illusion pierced, the ugly reality revealed. They then look with pity, disdain and contempt at those who still admire the person. Or worse, they make the bad faith argument that to admire him is in fact to embrace those ruinous facts of which most are still ignorant.

        Frankly, I think what you're doing is a farce. You're showing the world how smart you are and how dumb everyone else is. Ultimately you're trying to prove how dumb it is to believe in anyone or anything. If you look closely enough you'll find dirt on anyone. There is a contradiction: you claim a moral stance, but your "moral" position degrades the very idea of role models, heroism, and admiration itself. With enough scrutiny, admiration tends to zero.

        The reality of the person is irrelevant. What matters is what they mean, what they symbolize, and the kind of archetype they represent. This is of course not true universally; some mythological people are alive, powerful, and dangerous and we cannot afford such kayfabe. But some are harmless and imply no endorsement of their misdeeds. Especially for actors, storytellers, artists, scientists and perhaps a few others we not only CAN afford it, we SHOULD do it, because these role models (or symbols of role models) are what make up the beating heart of a coherent culture.

        I choose to admire Chuck Norris, Michael Jackson, George Washington, Ben Franklin, Gahndi, Isaac Asimov, even if some deeds of theirs were wicked. I prefer to go through life admiring symbols of people even knowing that these are constructs. To do otherwise is to recognize the futility of admiration, and I choose not to live that way.

        • krapp 4 days ago |
          That's a lot of words to say "I prefer to ignore the evil that men do if I find them entertaining enough, and I think it's silly that anyone does otherwise."

          The Chuck Norris you admire is a figment of your imagination. He was a product created by capitalism. He never actually fought Bruce Lee. He was never really a Texas Ranger. He was never in the real Delta Force. Putting him on the same cultural level as actual leaders who at least fought for something in the real world is risible. Holding such deep admiration for the things he pretended to do that you feel compelled to insult someone's character and intelligence for judging him as a human being is a far less than admirable moral stance.

          The reality of the person is not irrelevant, the reality of the person is all that matters at the end of the day.

          • fzeroracer 4 days ago |
            Reading this thread has definitely sheared off a few of my brain cells seeing people so collectively deluded about Chuck Norris. As you said he was a totality of capitalism, a product wrapped in human skin. He's only truly notable for the jokes people made (myself included) at the dawn of the early internet. As a person, what he actually accomplished is nothing at best and at worst actively damaging to multiple groups that didn't deserve the heat.

            The only good thing out of this mess is that the universe felt cosmically aligned to have his death occur on the same day as Mr. Rogers birthday, someone who genuinely did fight for a better world.

    • amjnsx 4 days ago |
      He was openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe. I wouldn’t consider these qualities for a role model.
      • sschueller 4 days ago |
        Many like myself did not know this as a kid in the 80s-90s. Some of the movies he made like "sidekicks" left a positive impression at that age.
        • nazgulsenpai 4 days ago |
          In the 80s-90s his positions would have aligned fine with the center left.
          • EnPissant 4 days ago |
            Forget the 80s-90s - Even California passed prop 8 in 2008.
          • rootusrootus 4 days ago |
            Some of them, perhaps. I don't think the center left would ever have been into the birther conspiracy.
            • nazgulsenpai 4 days ago |
              There were conspiracy theories in the 80s and 90s too.
              • sanktanglia 4 days ago |
                There is a huge difference between general conspiracy theories and the birther lie which was more racist astroturfing than a legitimate conspiracy
            • something765478 4 days ago |
              No, I'm pretty sure they would have. I remember during the primaries, Hillary tried to attack Obama by showing him in a "Muslim" garment.
              • rootusrootus 4 days ago |
                The Internet has a fairly long memory and a lot of research on topics like this, and it does not agree that Hillary ever tried such a thing. Ample evidence that GOP politicians, including Trump, tried to claim she did. And late in the primary season a few of her supporters made some sounds like that. But nobody has ever found any shred of evidence her campaign made any accusations, or started any rumors.
      • DennisP 4 days ago |
        GP said "these were acting roles." They were talking about the characters, not the actors behind them.
        • LetsGetTechnicl 4 days ago |
          But then he said he "picked them for a reason" implying that he chose those characters based on the characteristics he shared with them
          • DennisP 4 days ago |
            Whatever the reason, it wasn't because his characters were "openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe," because they weren't. Bruce Lee movies and Texas Ranger didn't address those issues at all.

            And in spite of his flaws, it's possible that he had some good qualities as well, or at least aspired to them. So maybe those other qualities were what he looked for in the characters he played.

            • LetsGetTechnicl 4 days ago |
              Doesn't seem like he aspired all that hard, since instead of expressing empathy for people who weren't like him, he continued to be a bigot in nearly every aspect. But sure, if you were a white cis straight guy I'm sure he was perfectly kind.
      • raw_anon_1111 4 days ago |
        I think you forget that Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act and put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell” and Obama supported it originally.

        Of course they both had a change of heart- was it true change or they saw the direction of the political winds? Who knows?

        I don’t know Chuck Norris’s views on LGBT. But if he was a self proclaimed “born again Christian” and a rabid Trump supporter, I can only guess. But I no more expect people who were insulted by what he said (which I personally don’t know) to give him more grace or reverence than I do is a Black man who couldn’t give two shits about a dead racist podcaster.

        Other people no more need to “contextualize” homophobia than I feel a need to “contextualize” the racism of a dead podcaster.

        • ceejayoz 4 days ago |
          > put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell”

          DADT was a significant improvement over the status quo of "we ask, you tell, and then you get dishonorably discharged". Considering it evidence of homophobia is revisionism. Did it go far enough? No. Was it a good step towards where we wanted to go? Yes.

          • raw_anon_1111 4 days ago |
            And the Defense of Marriage Act?
            • ceejayoz 4 days ago |
              > It passed both houses of Congress by large, veto-proof majorities. Support was bipartisan, though about a third of the Democratic caucus in both the House and Senate opposed it. Clinton criticized DOMA as "divisive and unnecessary".

              Sure doesn't seem like a Clinton issue?

              • raw_anon_1111 4 days ago |
                Again he still signed it. It’s like Susan Collins who always has “serious misgivings” about things that her fellow Republicans do and then votes the party line anyway trying to stay in her party’s good graces while at the same time not pissing off her liberal constituents
                • ceejayoz 4 days ago |
                  > Again he still signed it.

                  It was gonna be law either way; signing it removed a political weapon from the folks pushing its passage. Arguing this is something Clinton did to gay people is counterfactual.

                  • raw_anon_1111 4 days ago |
                    That’s a really poor excuse to sign on to something that you disagree with. I would not sign a petition for making the “Confederacy Day” law if I lived in Mississippi just because it would become law anyway. You have to stand for something.

                    Would you think it was okay if Tim Scott signed such a law just so his fellow Republicans couldn’t hold it against him in the primary? Well actually I wouldn’t be surprised if he did…

                    • ceejayoz 4 days ago |
                      > That’s a really poor excuse to sign on to something that you disagree with.

                      It's a pragmatic excuse.

                      Not signing changes nothing; clear statements that it's bad law; avoid giving the assholes pushing it more likelihood of winning the next election.

                      • raw_anon_1111 4 days ago |
                        A clear statement of it being a bad law is not signing it. Should he not do anything that would give assholes an excuse to argue with him?

                        Am I suppose to be okay if he signed a law overturning “Brown vs Board of Education” because it would become law anyway?

                        Was the fact that he signed off on executing a mentally retarded man because it would show he was “tough on crime” just him being “pragmatic”?

                        https://jacobin.com/2016/11/bill-clinton-rickey-rector-death...

                        Getting back on topic, I don’t get to praise Chuck Norris because of his anti-racism stances but then dismiss his stances against non straight people.

                        • kelnos 4 days ago |
                          > I don’t get to praise Chuck Norris because of his anti-racism stances but then dismiss his stances against non straight people.

                          Sure, but I think it's fair to praise people when they do good things, and criticize them for the bad that they do. That's true fir Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama... anyone.

                          Totally agree, though, that it's bullshit to think that having positive views on some issues wipes away the bad.

        • kelnos 4 days ago |
          My charitable interpretation is that it was political winds, but possibly not in the way you're implying.

          I do believe that Obama was 100% cool with gay marriage, but believed it was politically foolhardy to admit that publicly and in policy positions, but was able to advocate for his true feelings once the political climate changed. Still not awesome, but understandable from an electoral perspective.

          I'm not really sure about Clinton. I would guess he's personally in favor of gay marriage and gays in the military today, but hard to say what his views might have been in the 90s (as I was a teenager at the time who wasn't all that interested in politics).

          Also on supposedly-liberal people doing homophobic things: let's also not forget that California voters banned gay marriage statewide in 2008. 2008! And this was a ballot measure where all voters got a say, not something passed by the legislature.

      • phishin 4 days ago |
        Imagine basing your entire opinion on a man about how they feel about that other man.
        • ryandrake 4 days ago |
          Imagine having a lot of people you once admired and looked up to as role models, from actors all the way to even your parents, suddenly all within a decade or so take their masks off and reveal that they are actually villains.
          • saintfire 4 days ago |
            Is it revelatory that human beings having a quality you admire aren't the ideal person you projected them to be?

            I'd reckon you'd be hard pressed to find a single person that matches every quality/belief you imagined them to have.

            • ryandrake 4 days ago |
              I don’t think this is about nit picking some small detail that causes them to fail a quality/belief checklist. It’s not like finding out your hero picks his nose or doesn’t like chocolate ice cream. When someone goes mask-off as MAGA, they are revealing fundamental core beliefs and values that totally flip the kind of person you might have thought they were.

              I have friends and family who I never thought had a hateful, cruel, or belligerent bone in their bodies, suddenly start acting like totally different people, in the span of a few years. This isn’t me holding them to some purity checklist!

              • mindslight 4 days ago |
                Agreed. Additionally, when someone says something latently bigoted or hateful, it's easy to just let it slide because we all have our failings and societal progress is slow. Whereas maggotry is about openly embracing those failings, taking on additional types of failings from other people, and then socially validating it all as a purported political movement. But the only real thing tying it together is frustration with the world culminating in lashing out, which is why when they get into power there are no actual constructive policies in any political framework [0]. (apart from lining the preachers' pockets of course, and now apparently a holy war)

                nit: I wouldn't call it "mask off" though, as if it's been there the whole time. I'd say it's more like there is tiny a kernel of that (and let's be honest, who doesn't have this in some form or another?), combined with a lack of willpower and critical thinking, that causes them into give in to the siren song of easy answers from mass-personalized propaganda.

                [0] ancap and religious fundamentalism are the only frameworks I've been able to find that fit the maggot movement, and they're not particularly constructive.

              • parrellel 4 days ago |
                "Good People" suddenly going all in on racist rants and hard-core misogyny is never going to stop being disturbing.

                Some of them taught me how to behave!? Did they just not believe any of those things?

                MAGA is a horrifying movement.

              • Applejinx 4 days ago |
                It's an object lesson on how certain historical things happened. We go, oh no how could those people have all been inhuman monsters? If only we understood what made them like that.

                And the monkey's paw curls…

            • fhdkweig 4 days ago |
              Fred Rogers was the same kind, thoughtful person in everyday life as he was when he acted on his show. You can watch the congressional tapes of him testifying on increased funding to PBS and also testifying on not making VCRs illegal.
            • kelnos 4 days ago |
              That's a little bit of a false dichotomy, though. I agree that it would be rare, even impossible, to find people who match every quality I imagined they had.

              But some of those failings are forgivable, others are not.

              Getting genuinely confused about pronouns sometimes: forgivable.

              Being a loud, public MAGA homophobe transphobe: not forgivable.

          • toyg 4 days ago |
            "Never meet your heroes."

            This goes double when your heroes are actors, i.e. people who lie for a living.

        • cthalupa 4 days ago |
          I stopped being a Chuck Norris fan when I learned he was a frequent contributor to WorldNetDaily, that he actively campaigned against gay marriage, and that he advocated for the theory that Obama was not born in America and saying shit like 'Electing Obama will plunge America into a thousand years of darkness.'

          Him liking Trump was a symptom of his regressive, homophobic, and racist beliefs.

      • mindslight 4 days ago |
        You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a Faceboot psychosis villain. It's basically the politics version of "Why is everything so cold?"
      • rishabhaiover 4 days ago |
        A kind person with humility would never say this.
      • encom 4 days ago |
        Incomprehensible levels of based.
  • canucker2016 4 days ago |
    from his instagram for his last birthday ( https://www.instagram.com/p/DVtiSHbETbX/ )

      I don’t age. I level up.
    
      I’m 86 today! Nothing like some playful action on a sunny day to make you feel young. I’m grateful for another year, good health and the chance to keep doing what I love. Thank you all for being the best fans in the world. Your support through the years has meant more to me than you’ll ever know.
    
      God Bless,
      Chuck Norris
    • arkaic 4 days ago |
      Literally 10 days ago
      • reverius42 4 days ago |
        Good health just doesn't mean what it used to.
  • fiftyacorn 4 days ago |
    I grew up watching action films in the 80s and 90s. I always like Chuck Norris ones as they had a humour and ridiclousness about them

    Films like Missing in Action ,or delta force where the motorbike fires a rocket were just great at the time

    I get he had some funny views later in life - but the films were a laugh at the time

  • boubacardiallo 4 days ago |
    My condolences, he was one of my favorite childhood actor :(
  • Beijinger 4 days ago |
    From Reddit: "I heard that the opening 27 minutes of Saving Private Ryan were loosely based on a game of dodgeball played by Chuck Norris in 2nd grade." ;-)
  • wvlia5 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris didn't die, Death chucknorried.
  • lschueller 4 days ago |
    Wouldn't be suprised, if he dies back and announces a film for next year.

    He made it that far in life, that even if you might disagree with him on all and everything, you would still like him.

  • ekropotin 4 days ago |
    Clickbait. He is not dead, he just decided to retire from the world of mortals.
  • Goofy_Coyote 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris once slapped Pi so hard it became rational for a moment.

    RIP dude, we’d continue the jokes, may your soul laughs as hard as we do.

    Chuck Norris once bet 42 is a prime. He won.

    • domador 4 days ago |
      Sorry, but these Chuck Norris jokes are more like Bruce Schneier facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/
      • ndsipa_pomu 4 days ago |
        I used to love the Schneierfacts, I mean I still do, but I used to as well.

        They were obviously a bit more niche, but that made them funnier to my mind.

        > For Bruce Schneier, all zeros of the Riemann zeta function are trivial.

      • Goofy_Coyote 3 days ago |
        Oh! I didn't know that was a thing! hahaha love it!
  • proxysna 4 days ago |
    I remember having a "Chuck" plugin installed on our Jenkins back in mid 2010's. Gave me a Chuckle every time i forgot it was there.
  • dnw 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he summoned the death. RIP.
  • polothesecond 4 days ago |
    Very cool thread. Middle school jokes and culture wars. I’m so glad we don’t allow political threads on here and can instead bask in the intellectual might of people talking about TV man the did/didn’t like.
  • snerc 4 days ago |
    Walker told me I have AIDS https://youtu.be/pQZX0nzvMag
  • Kye 4 days ago |
    He kicked it, but the consequences of his long-standing support of the march toward hatred and division linger on.

    The section on his Wikipedia page is helpfully succinct if you want to understand the basis of my not joining in the japes and jokes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Political_views

  • racl101 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris decided to take the final sleep on his own. Death tried years ago, but Chuck didn't feel like it.
  • u1hcw9nx 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ae9b-B_EQ0
    • zorobo 4 days ago |
      Still 986 years to go!
  • northlondoner 4 days ago |
    He was a hero in tech and science as well. I recall during my PhD studies, we always create new memes on our field that Chuck can finish things in no time. In loving memory of Chuck Norris.
  • northlondoner 4 days ago |
    The only person that can train LLMs with his mind.
    • monista 4 days ago |
      Strange if you never heard about Bruce <s>Lee</s> Schneier.
  • esher 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  • SeanDav 4 days ago |
    The earth was too scared to have him on it anymore...
  • k6hkUZtLUM 4 days ago |
    I remember trade chat (/2) in wow on the Medivh server would often turn into Chuck Norris jokes. There were always about how bad ass Chuck was. How tough and impossibly manly.

    One of my favorites.

    Chuck Norris jumped into a lake. Chuck Norris didn't get wet. The lake got Chucked.

    • encom 4 days ago |
      Trade chat (like /b/) was never great, but one of the first WoW addons I developed was designed to filter out garbage like this, and make idling with your guildies in Ironforge tolerable.

      It's funny for a while, in measured amounts, and then it becomes tiresome.

      • mewse-hn 4 days ago |
        Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
  • jiveturkey 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris doesn't die. He prepares himself for the next battle, with Jeff Dean.
  • ferfumarma 4 days ago |
  • saltyoldman 4 days ago |
    He'll be missed. I basically grew up on his movies.
  • arduanika 4 days ago |
    "Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal."

    ― Chuck Norris

  • cwoolfe 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris died? I didn't think that was possible...
  • dark-star 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris didn't die -- Death just became Chuck Norris
    • theandrewbailey 4 days ago |
      Death did not come for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris came for Death.
  • yawpitch 4 days ago |
    He hasn’t died, he’s just moved on to an eternity of roundhouse kicking Satan.
  • jongjong 4 days ago |
    The headline is incorrect. Chuck Norris didn't die, he transcended.

    Also, the grim reaper hasn't yet gathered the courage to tell him.

  • dbacar 4 days ago |
    I even remember the times he was not vintage yet, but the real thing. Maybe even watched his famous fight scene with Bruce Lee on the cheap cinemas back in the day. Good days. RIP .
  • uwemaurer 4 days ago |
    17 years ago we launched the first "Chuck Norris Facts" app for Android (March 2009). It was a big success until end of 2010 when Chuck Norris sent his lawyers after us to get the app removed from the Android market. Chuck Norris won, we took the app down
    • zem 4 days ago |
      chuck norris roundhouse kicked it so hard it became an iOS app!
  • NoSalt 4 days ago |
    What in the Hell could possibly take down Chuck Norris??? We are all DOOMED!!!
  • teeray 4 days ago |
    Jokes aside, this octogenarian was living his golden years enviably. He was summiting peaks last fall, doing 500 lb barbell curls, and still sparring in his birthday video just 10 days ago. We’ve all gotta go sometime, but the way Chuck Norris went out was the way I’d want to go—able to do it all right up until the end. He was a lot of folks’ childhood hero, but that title is freshly renewed in my eyes. I have new inspiration in my fitness endeavors going forward.
    • maerF0x0 4 days ago |
      > 500 lb barbell curls

      ?

      • teeray 4 days ago |
        • threetonesun 4 days ago |
          Those are... very fake weights. Or AI. But probably just fake weights.
        • pesus 4 days ago |
          He forgot to actually curl it. Like someone else said, the weights are almost certainly not actually 500lbs. Even elite bodybuilders and strongmen in their prime don't come close to curling 500lbs, let alone an old man.

          Looking at the video, if it was legitimate, it would be 585lbs (6 45lb plates on each side plus a 45lb bar), which is even less believable.

        • yunwal 4 days ago |
          To be clear, this is 100% a joke.

          The world (at least as of a few years ago), was about half that weight.

          https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pdklnx/le...

  • brailsafe 4 days ago |
    Anyone remember barrens chat?
  • Scotrix 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris doesn’t die.
  • nasaeclipse 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris didn't die. He simply moved to a parallel Earth that needed him.
  • moron4hire 4 days ago |
    My mother told me, "Chuck Norris passed today at 86" and my mind immediately went to, "I would never expect him to pass anyone on the sidewalk at any slower speed."
  • donohoe 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris doesn't upvote on Hacker News. His presence alone sends posts to the front page. No more.
  • ncrtower 4 days ago |
    So many commenters here are, or choose to be, completely obvlivious to the fact that Chuck Norris was a racist little man who decried Obama becoming president, supported Trump through both campaigns, and openly hated muslims and gay people.

    Yeah, really tough guy.

    • tmountain 4 days ago |
      Yeah, I was pretty bummed with how Chuck Norris and Hulk Hogan turned out in the end.
      • shagie 3 days ago |
        Mankind will help restore your faith in mankind. https://youtu.be/7ssDFzesdn4
        • LogicFailsMe 3 days ago |
          I think the weakly efficient market of mortality is the only fix here. Dead attitudes and mindsets need their advocates to die of natural causes for society to advance IMO. Also known as "blank advances one funeral at a time."
  • jstrebel 4 days ago |
    Death will soon realize that he messed with the wrong man.
  • monista 4 days ago |
    Chuck Norris haven't died, he just went to carry out the Last Judgement of God (ant probably torture Satan on the way).
  • kelnos 4 days ago |
    I had no idea he was in his 80s (older than my parents would be), and that he did Walker, Texas Ranger when he was in his 50s. The final episodes aired when he was 61! That's nuts.

    Not a fan of him in real life (based on how he portrayed himself publicly), but I do find his level of physical fitness even more impressive back in the 1990s (and even up until his death), given his age.

  • aanet 4 days ago |
    From one of my friends:

    "Chuck Norris didn't die. Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience."

    RIP

  • DDayMace 4 days ago |
    he's not really dead, one of his morning push-ups just launched him into a new universe.
  • vivzkestrel 4 days ago |
    death had a near chuck norris experience
  • tsoukase 4 days ago |
    At my country we produced some weakness jokes: When Chuck opens the fridge, he finds the jelly trembling.

    CN might be the only favourite person in HN that has protected his IP by lawyers. THAT is an achievement.

  • northlondoner 3 days ago |
    Chuck Norris never dies. Culmination of Human sprit.
  • pissmaster42069 3 days ago |
    He fought Bruce Lee in the film way of the dragon
  • dostick 3 days ago |
    He wished the death on himself because he couldn’t bear witness to trump being alive.
  • nz 2 days ago |